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"That's not what it says on the Web."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I've already diagnosed myself on the web but I thought I'd come in for a second opinion.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'Under privacy rules, I can't tell you anything about your condition. You'll have to find out yourself from a medical web site.'

Internet is a window on the world.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"You gotta help me stop looking up stuff I don't actually care about."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

'And quit telling me to get a life. You know perfectly well it's too late for that.'

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Woman searching internet for info about her MP.

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'She purchases all of her supplies online. She does all her schmoozing in chat rooms. she downloads all her jokes from the web. She has no need to deal with salesmen.'

'I also enjoy going for long walks and ball sports.'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Phone generation.

Computer Hell.

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

"I need to inform you of our new policy. No sentences can start out with, 'I read on the Internet.'"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'You may also like. . . debt consolidation.'

Sara M. Decided for once not to check Web MD