Internet Exploring T-Shirts

What do you mean "give Rudy a minute"? He's doing something very delicate. Like what? He's trying to help Sadie find her old childhood friends online. He found lots of them. They're still alive! But the news is both good and bad, and he's not sure how to break it to her gently. They're ... um ... in a Facebook group called "Sadie-Survivors Support Group." What th -- I said tell me the bad news first, cretin.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

World Tour.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Evolution.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Frog in the puddles.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"