Digital Connectivity Gifts

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

Cellphone Islands

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Textin’"

WiFi Signals

Bird Tweet.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

"Now you can send it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."