Digital Connectivity Mugs

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Cellphone Islands

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.