Digitally Connected Mugs

"OMG! I just got born!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Text Culture

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

WiFi Signals

"Now you can send it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

The modern generation!

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"