Digital Conscious Mugs

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"OMG! I just got born!"

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

Harvest Data Festival

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Updating the Wedding Car

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

Lost in the laptop...

"Gosh, I don't know. It will text, and take pictures, and I can go online. It will do messaging and plays 47 games. . . but I've never tried to make a phone call with it!"

"Someone took a photo of my porridge and posted it on social media!"

"Darling, where did we go wrong?"

"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"I worry less about identity theft since changing my name to something containing 8-12 characters, including upper and lowercase letters and a symbol."