Cyber-conscious Mugs

"Mom, am I old enough to share something on social media that I'll end up regretting for the rest of my life?"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Rodin, the surfer.

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Harvest Data Festival

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Computer telling man he loves him

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

Testimonial from cyberspace.

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

I see the computer is down again.

Cellphone Heads

"Remember son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search engine optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime."

Updating the Wedding Car

"What do I want?! Didn't you read the FAQ page on my wedsite?!"

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

"The doctor says your vital signs are strong, but the IT guy says your portal password is weak."

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."