Cyber-conscious T-Shirts

"Mom, am I old enough to share something on social media that I'll end up regretting for the rest of my life?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Dispatched

Rodin, the surfer.

Facebook/Meta

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Harvest Data Festival

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

Testimonial from cyberspace.

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

Computer telling man he loves him

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

I see the computer is down again.

"The doctor says your vital signs are strong, but the IT guy says your portal password is weak."

The queen has been captured! Oh, I need to update my profile status!

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

"What do I want?! Didn't you read the FAQ page on my wedsite?!"

Cellphone Heads

Updating the Wedding Car

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

"Remember son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search engine optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime."

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

POLLS, 'Of COURSE I'm a creationist!'