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'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'

Guess Your ATM Password

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'I don't see security as an issue,'

'Just checking my anti-rape alarm...'

Gunrack Acres - A Secure Community.

"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"He's a guard dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Scanner Of Love.

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Death to the Extremists

A Little Extra

Scarecrows guarding a field

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Beware of Don"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."