'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'
Security Conscious Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s always aware and prepared? Our security-conscious collection combines wit and style, perfect for anyone who values safety without sacrificing personality. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find a thoughtful way to say you appreciate their cautious nature while making them smile.
Guess Your ATM Password
'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'
'I don't see security as an issue,'
'Just checking my anti-rape alarm...'
Gunrack Acres - A Secure Community.
"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."
The Anti-Agent
UK border controls relaxed.
High security Santa's grotto
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
"He's a guard dog."
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
The Scanner Of Love.
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'
Death to the Extremists
A Little Extra
Scarecrows guarding a field
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
"Beware of Don"
They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
Moulin Rouge Security
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."
Security Conscious Gifts Collection
Security Conscious Mugs
Explore our collection of security-conscious mugs that add a humorous or motivational touch to their daily routine.
Security Conscious Pillows
Browse our playful pillows designed for those who value safety, adding personality and comfort to any space.
Security Conscious Prints
Find humorous and stylish prints that celebrate their vigilant nature, perfect for brightening up their home or office.
Security Conscious T-Shirts
Check out our security-themed t-shirts that let them wear their cautious side with pride and a smile.