Safety Conscious Gifts

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

'It seems to be full of data.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Watch your step.

"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."

'Tony's afraid to leave his new bike in the parking lot, so he carries it with him wherever he goes.'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

Prayer and hygiene

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"...And will you run over each other with cars and trucks and smash each other against walls in good times and in bad times?"

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Woman buying a 'Steak and Donkey' pie from supermarket.

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

"You see they've addressed the distracted driving issue with a tiny little side impact airbag."

Dummy Workout

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

What?

A young Don King

You Are Here

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Baby on board.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."