Cricketers discussing leg before wicket
Safety-conscious Player Gifts
Looking for a gift for a safety-conscious player? Our collection offers witty and heartfelt items that recognize their cautious approach while adding a touch of humor to their game gear. Perfect for golf, tennis, or any sport, these thoughtful gifts make a statement about valuing safety without sacrificing fun.
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
On the brink.
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
Baby on board.
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'
Caution signs.
Job Safety - Pumpkin.
Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.
Health and safety notice falling on builder.
Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!
"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'
"I think I found a location for our vacation."
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."
"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."
'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'
Camping with Mr. Thorough
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
'Not without your helmet, you're not!'
'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'
"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."
Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.
Safety-conscious Player Gifts Collection
Safety-conscious Player Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find witty designs that celebrate safety-conscious players—an ideal gift for the cautious athlete.
Safety-conscious Player Pillows
Discover pillows with humorous safety messages—great for relaxing at home after a cautious game.
Safety-conscious Player Prints
Browse prints that showcase the fun side of safety-conscious gaming—ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Safety-conscious Player T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring clever safety-themed designs—perfect apparel for the careful sportsperson.