Health And Safety Conscious Gifts

Face coverings are required on public transport.

"Psst! Want some anti-bac!"

A young Don King

You Are Here

Man using to much bug spray

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Immediate Danger

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Bench Press Accident

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Cafe Burns.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Running

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Wash your hands

Safety Barriers

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."