"Health and safety need you to put rubber tips on your arrows and replace the angel tears in your love potion with saline."
Safety Conscious Soul Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to honor your safety-conscious soul? Our collection features witty and charming products designed for those who prioritize safety without sacrificing humor. Whether they’re the vigilant protector or the careful planner, find items that match their cautious yet caring nature. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows, these gifts are a playful nod to their love of safety and security, making every day a little safer and a lot more fun.
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
No Immediate Danger
They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'
Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."
I wonder what they're moaning about right now?
"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."
Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.
"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"
The Sensitive Dude.
"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"
'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'
"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"
"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"
"I knew it!"
'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'
Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.
"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."
"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."
The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...
What?
'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'
'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'
"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."
"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"
"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."
"Did I miss something?"
'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'
Product Recall (aeroplane)
'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'
Safety Conscious Soul Gifts Collection
Safety Conscious Soul Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for safety lovers. Find the perfect witty or thoughtful mug to match their cautious personality.
Safety Conscious Soul Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows that celebrate safety in style. Perfect for creating a secure and cheerful atmosphere at home or office.
Safety Conscious Soul Prints
Check out our art prints that showcase humorous takes on safety and caution. Great for brightening their space with wit and warmth.
Safety Conscious Soul T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts featuring themes of safety and caution. Share a laugh with our fun designs specially made for safety-conscious individuals.