Security Concerns Gifts

The US banning TikTok

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"He's a guard dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Scanner Of Love.

Moulin Rouge Security

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A Little Extra

Death to the Extremists

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Beware of Don"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

The Best Defense

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"We've been cancelled."

Mou...Man trap!

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones