
"Am I too accepting?"
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates their privacy? Our collection of witty and personalized items offers a fun way to honor their need for space. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find something that resonates with their desire for solo time while adding a touch of personality. Ideal for anyone who loves their privacy but enjoys a good laugh, these gifts blend humor, thoughtfulness, and a bit of cheeky charm.
"Am I too accepting?"
"I accept the cult’s ‘terms and conditions’? I’ve never seen that before."
But It Makes a Neat Sound
Nice Apology, Mark
Rush Deliver by Dec. 24. Seriously, the fact that they could be tracking us online as we speak creeps me out!
Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.
'I think Big Brother is going a little too far!'
"Now I'll be honest with you, I don't often air my dirty laundry in public. . ."
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
Next gen pregnancy tests.
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Privacy Conference Security
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
A Little Extra
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
She required plenty of personal space.
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"Yes, I'm alone."
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