Privacy Skeptic Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with the privacy skeptic’s bold attitude? Explore our collection of clever, amusing items that celebrate their candid style. These products make it fun to poke gentle fun at their no-nonsense approach and love for privacy, all while adding a touch of humor to their everyday essentials.

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"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history." mockup

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

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"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own." mockup

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

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"Not much , Mom, just hanging with some peeps."

"Not much , Mom, just hanging with some peeps." mockup

"Not much , Mom, just hanging with some peeps."

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The Anti-Agent

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"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office." mockup

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

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"Too crowded. Let's go."

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UK border controls relaxed.

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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation. mockup

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

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"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts." mockup

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone." mockup

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned." mockup

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

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Next gen pregnancy tests.

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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you." mockup

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

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Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World. mockup

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

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"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!" mockup

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

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"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D." mockup

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

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"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in." mockup

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

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Privacy Conference Security

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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'Hey, what happened to my cookies?' mockup

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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Police Statetion

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'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...' mockup

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'" mockup

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

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"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle." mockup

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

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"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata." mockup

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

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'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...' mockup

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

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Privacy

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"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy." mockup

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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CCTV in church.

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Privacy Skeptic Gifts Collection

Privacy Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the privacy skeptic—each one delivering a humorous message about boundaries and personal space, guaranteed to brighten their morning.

Privacy Skeptic Pillows

Add humor and personality to their home with pillows that celebrate the privacy skeptic’s love for boundaries—funny, comfortable, and uniquely expressive.

Privacy Skeptic Prints

Decorate with prints that proudly display the witty side of the privacy skeptic—ideal for adding a humorous and personal touch to any space.

Privacy Skeptic T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the privacy skeptic—bold, witty, and designed to showcase their no-nonsense attitude with style and humor.