Privacy Fanatic Gifts

"I'm obsessed with protecting all my data, so I encrypted myself."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Do you mind?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Information Security

A Failiure to Communicate

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Nice Apology, Mark

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"We need to be careful."

Giving Up a Little Privacy