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"I'm obsessed with protecting all my data, so I encrypted myself."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'More government surveillance!'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

She required plenty of personal space.

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Information Security

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"We need to be careful."

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

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