Privacy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"He knows if you've been bad or good, but don't worry. Privacy rules prevent him from discussing individual cases or situations."

'Before we discuss naughty and nice, can I see your privacy statement?'

'I really can't talk about my childhood. Before I left home, they made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Sorry I can't tell you what's on my wish list. I don't share my personal data."

"These targeted ads make me feel like I'm being watched..."

'I borrowed it from my dog. It helps keep my phone conversations more private.'

'I remind you, this is a private matter. We do not air our dirty laundry in public.'

Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

'Honey, it's me. . . and whoever else is listening at the NSA. . .'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Do you have a data protection officer?"

"Our privacy policy has changed."

Bill's never been a team player.

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

Internet security illustration.

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"

"It's our last model without GPS. Your wife will never know where you are."

'Good Lord, man, we work in the private sector. Keep the damn drapes shut.'

Good fences make good neighbors - unless you live in a high-rise.

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'I'm sorry to wake you, but I need this privacy statement signed.'

"It's a dome, you can you in there if you want to be alone."

"Mind if I clear my browser history first?"

"Ambitions... to be able to keep a secret"

Hidden identity on WhatsApp

Restaurant with cubicles called "Cubicles Bar & Grill".

"If somebody's listening to this conversation, I need a job."

"It's me Clara - authorized personnel."

"In the area of human relations, Lewis is a minimalist."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."