Privacy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"He knows if you've been bad or good, but don't worry. Privacy rules prevent him from discussing individual cases or situations."

'Before we discuss naughty and nice, can I see your privacy statement?'

'I really can't talk about my childhood. Before I left home, they made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Sorry I can't tell you what's on my wish list. I don't share my personal data."

"These targeted ads make me feel like I'm being watched..."

"Google says it's an ancient privacy setting."

'I borrowed it from my dog. It helps keep my phone conversations more private.'

'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'

'I remind you, this is a private matter. We do not air our dirty laundry in public.'

'Honey, it's me. . . and whoever else is listening at the NSA. . .'

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

"Do you have a data protection officer?"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'

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'Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me and my facebook friends.'

Bill's never been a team player.

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

"Our privacy policy has changed."

Good fences make good neighbors - unless you live in a high-rise.

'I'm sorry to wake you, but I need this privacy statement signed.'

"It's our last model without GPS. Your wife will never know where you are."

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"

"It's a dome, you can you in there if you want to be alone."

"I know it's anonymous, but can I see the privacy policy?"

"Mind if I clear my browser history first?"

'Good Lord, man, we work in the private sector. Keep the damn drapes shut.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

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