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'For show and tell I've brought individual credit reports on the entire faculty that I've downloaded from the internet.'

"It's a privacy disclosure letter from the tooth fairy."

I wonder how we can keep the private water from mixing with the other water. Private beach.

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

"It's a wedding gift from my mother in law."

Private Consultant: Keep Out!

Man getting poked in the eye for peeping into the Post box

'I didn't get flowers or candy, but apparently he cares enough to hack my cell phone.'

"Finally a bit of privacy."

"Don't worry, I won't sell your personal information."

"Ha - The joke's on YOU! I wasn't even at home last night!!"

The Anti-Agent

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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