Privacy Enthusiasts Prints

'For show and tell I've brought individual credit reports on the entire faculty that I've downloaded from the internet.'

"It's a privacy disclosure letter from the tooth fairy."

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

"It's a wedding gift from my mother in law."

Private Consultant: Keep Out!

Man getting poked in the eye for peeping into the Post box

'I didn't get flowers or candy, but apparently he cares enough to hack my cell phone.'

"Finally a bit of privacy."

"Don't worry, I won't sell your personal information."

"Ha - The joke's on YOU! I wasn't even at home last night!!"

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

She required plenty of personal space.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'More government surveillance!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Police Statetion