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'Usually we place a great deal of emphasis upon confidentiality for our clients...Unfortunately, the current staffing shortages mean that we've had to adopt a more flexible approach...'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'She's so put together!'

True confessions.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

She required plenty of personal space.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Stable boys and Scottsman

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'