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'We updated our privacy policy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

'Warning, Nancy...whale watchers over by the window!'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'More government surveillance!'

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

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"We need to be careful."

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

GDPR compliant

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

"Security is lax on this side."

Private Jet

'Well yes, my son is not mean enough...'

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.