Privacy Lover Gifts

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

Hello from the shed.

'I think you'll find this piece of property very private and secluded!'

Club Antisocial

"No one else is listening, go head..."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

'It's nice getting out of that cubicle.'

Next-door neighbours.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"I see you need some socks."

Go Away Tee Shirt

Private Jet

"I've received 600 robocalls today. For Christmas I'd like robocall, spam and junk mail blockers."

"It's so nice to get away from it all. . ."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Do you mind?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'