"Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded."
Privacy Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for someone who values privacy and philosophical musings? Our collection celebrates the privacy advocate's love for personal space and thoughtful reflection with clever designs on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints. These unique items are ideal for sparking conversations and making a statement about the importance of individual boundaries and free thought. Whether it's a humorous reminder or a thoughtful quote, find a gift that resonates with the privacy philosopher's mindset and sense of humor.
'My life is an open Facebook.'
"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"I accept the cookies I cannot change."
"What does the word 'privacy' mean, honey? Why don't you ask our virtual assistant?"
Computer spying.
Invade My Privacy $5
Modern methods of reading over someone's shoulder.
"That satellite that constantly tracks our position on earth to within fifty feet recommends that we get out more."
"I may as well die - I have nothing left to reveal."
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."
Privacy Conference Security
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'More government surveillance!'
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
A Little Extra
She required plenty of personal space.
"Yes, I'm alone."
Privacy Philosopher Gifts Collection
Privacy Philosopher Mugs
Explore our full range of privacy-inspired mugs, perfect for those who enjoy a good coffee and a good thought about personal boundaries.
Privacy Philosopher Pillows
Discover a variety of privacy-inspired pillows that add humor and depth to any living space, ideal for introspective and humorous souls.
Privacy Philosopher Prints
Browse our collection of thought-provoking prints that celebrate privacy, individuality, and philosophical musings—great for decorating your favorite space.
Privacy Philosopher T-Shirts
Find more clever privacy-themed T-shirts to showcase your philosophical side and start conversations wherever you go.