Privacy Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for someone who values privacy and philosophical musings? Our collection celebrates the privacy advocate's love for personal space and thoughtful reflection with clever designs on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints. These unique items are ideal for sparking conversations and making a statement about the importance of individual boundaries and free thought. Whether it's a humorous reminder or a thoughtful quote, find a gift that resonates with the privacy philosopher's mindset and sense of humor.

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"Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded."

"Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded." mockup

"Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded."

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"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."

"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety." mockup

"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"I accept the cookies I cannot change." mockup

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

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"What does the word 'privacy' mean, honey? Why don't you ask our virtual assistant?"

"What does the word 'privacy' mean, honey? Why don't you ask our virtual assistant?" mockup

"What does the word 'privacy' mean, honey? Why don't you ask our virtual assistant?"

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Computer spying.

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Invade My Privacy $5

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Modern methods of reading over someone's shoulder.

Modern methods of reading over someone's shoulder. mockup

Modern methods of reading over someone's shoulder.

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"That satellite that constantly tracks our position on earth to within fifty feet recommends that we get out more."

"That satellite that constantly tracks our position on earth to within fifty feet recommends that we get out more." mockup

"That satellite that constantly tracks our position on earth to within fifty feet recommends that we get out more."

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"I may as well die - I have nothing left to reveal."

"I may as well die - I have nothing left to reveal." mockup

"I may as well die - I have nothing left to reveal."

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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now." mockup

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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The Anti-Agent

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router." mockup

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Club Antisocial

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation. mockup

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

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"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts." mockup

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

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"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!" mockup

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

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Next gen pregnancy tests.

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'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?' mockup

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

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"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone." mockup

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.' mockup

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you." mockup

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

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"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul." mockup

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

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Privacy Conference Security

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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She required plenty of personal space. mockup

She required plenty of personal space.

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"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata." mockup

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'" mockup

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

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'More government surveillance!'

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Privacy Philosopher Gifts Collection

Privacy Philosopher Mugs

Explore our full range of privacy-inspired mugs, perfect for those who enjoy a good coffee and a good thought about personal boundaries.

Privacy Philosopher Pillows

Discover a variety of privacy-inspired pillows that add humor and depth to any living space, ideal for introspective and humorous souls.

Privacy Philosopher Prints

Browse our collection of thought-provoking prints that celebrate privacy, individuality, and philosophical musings—great for decorating your favorite space.

Privacy Philosopher T-Shirts

Find more clever privacy-themed T-shirts to showcase your philosophical side and start conversations wherever you go.