Privacy Pragmatist Gifts

"Why do I have to enter a password? Who's going to nick it?"

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Police Statetion

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Privacy

CCTV in church.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"