"There's no privacy anymore."
Privacy Theorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a privacy theorist? Whether they’re passionate about digital security or personal boundaries, our curated collection of clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints makes it easy to show support for their essential work. Perfect for those who believe that every individual’s privacy matters, these items blend humor with meaningful messages that resonate deeply with privacy enthusiasts. Celebrate their dedication with a gift that’s both fun and thoughtful.
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
She required plenty of personal space.
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
Police Statetion
"Yes, I'm alone."
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
CCTV in church.
The Best Defense
Privacy
Presidential surveillance ass!"
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Privacy Theorist Gifts Collection
Privacy Theorist Mugs
Explore our collection of privacy-themed mugs—witty and insightful designs perfect for everyday inspiration and conversations.
Privacy Theorist Pillows
Add comfort and a message of privacy awareness with our themed pillows, a thoughtful gift for advocates and enthusiasts.
Privacy Theorist Prints
Decorate their space with prints that honor privacy rights—bold designs that inspire and advocate for personal freedom.
Privacy Theorist T-Shirts
Discover stylish T-shirts that celebrate privacy advocates—ideal for making a statement about personal rights and digital security.