Privacy Pioneer Gifts

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"I'm exercising my right to be forgotten."

User Agreements

"Won't clearing off all my personal information hurt my data mining stocks?"

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Police Statetion

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

She required plenty of personal space.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'More government surveillance!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Hello from the shed.