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Privacy Rights Crusader Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors someone dedicated to protecting privacy and advocating for digital rights? Our collection offers clever and inspiring items perfect for privacy rights crusaders, whether they’re fighting online or in everyday life. From humorous mugs to statement t-shirts, to cozy pillows and striking prints, each piece celebrates their commitment. Show your support for their cause with gifts that are as thoughtful as they are fun, fostering awareness and activism in style.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
Next gen pregnancy tests.
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
Police Statetion
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
CCTV in church.
Privacy
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
The Best Defense
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Big Brother.
Information about information about information about information.
Privacy Rights Crusader Gifts Collection
Privacy Rights Crusader Mugs
Discover all our privacy rights crusader mugs, and find the perfect affirmation of their advocacy—ideal for morning routines or coffee breaks.
Privacy Rights Crusader Pillows
Check out our privacy rights pillows—comfortable reminders of their fight for digital privacy and personal freedom.
Privacy Rights Crusader Prints
Browse striking prints inspired by privacy advocacy—great for decorating spaces that champion civil liberties.
Privacy Rights Crusader T-Shirts
Explore our collection of privacy-themed t-shirts—witty and stylish options that let crusaders show their commitment in everyday wear.