Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.
Privacy Pioneers Gifts
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Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Yes, I'm alone."
'More government surveillance!'
She required plenty of personal space.
Police Statetion
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
The Best Defense
CCTV in church.
Privacy
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
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