Privacy Philosopher Mugs

"Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded."

'My life is an open Facebook.'

"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"What does the word 'privacy' mean, honey? Why don't you ask our virtual assistant?"

Computer spying.

Invade My Privacy $5

Modern methods of reading over someone's shoulder.

"That satellite that constantly tracks our position on earth to within fifty feet recommends that we get out more."

"I may as well die - I have nothing left to reveal."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

A Little Extra

She required plenty of personal space.

"Yes, I'm alone."