Password Philosopher Mugs

"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

How to create a password you can remember...

"My password? O.K... I remember writing it down on a small piece of yellow paper. I think it went through the wash. When I set up this account, I was dating Adam. So that must have been... 2007... 2008? What was my number in 2008? Was that before I had to change it? Should I ask Adam? No, definitely do not call Adam. O.K. recovery questions: who was my best friend in 2008? Wait. Was Sam my best friend in 2008? Should I say it was Adam? NO ...... "

"It's asking for your password."

"You've been waiting to get on all morning? Let me guess... You figured out how to set the automatic backups... But you've yet to figure out why there's an 'AM' and a 'PM' selection?"

Guess your passwords - $10

Man and PC

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Is this fiction, non fiction, or just a really long password?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

Computer spying.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Computer password.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Username/Password

"The lost password department's that way."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'