Password Pundits Mugs

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

'I think its being tapped.'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

Computer password.

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Things you should know about...

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."