Password Pundit Mugs

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Computer password.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Fact amnesty"

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I think its being tapped.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Mismanagement Consultant.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Literary Dogs.

Airport security - next step?

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Username/Password

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

Things you should know about...

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

'Under the new privacy law, you can't tell me any of your symptoms.'