Password Pundit Gifts

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Computer password.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Eldrow

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Fact amnesty"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

How to create a password you can remember...

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'I think its being tapped.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Mismanagement Consultant.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Literary Dogs.

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Things you should know about...

Airport security - next step?

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

Username/Password

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."