Password Nerd Mugs

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Computer password.

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

What security flaw?

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

CCTV

Username/Password

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""