Pet Password Philosopher Mugs

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Biofelineism

"Yes, one is a dog."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Dogs are men."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

How to create a password you can remember...

The Inner Dog.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"You need a hobby."

Computer password.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"These dizzy spells, I have a theory."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"The lost password department's that way."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Username/Password

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'