Password Poet Mugs

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

How to create a password you can remember...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Computer password.

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Username/Password

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"The lost password department's that way."

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Lemonade - Passwords.

"User name and password?"

"I tried using the garage code to get into the computer. I tried using the computer password to get into my phone. I tried using the phone password to get into the garage..."