Password Poet Gifts

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

How to create a password you can remember...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Computer password.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"I just know I have a great password in me."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

Username/Password

"The lost password department's that way."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Lemonade - Passwords.