Keyboard Poet Gifts

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Evolution.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

A woman playing a keyboard

Jerry Lordan

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Escape Key

The band.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

A 60's pop group

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Col Pugno

Computer whisperer.

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Organ transport team

'Moon, June...'

Ode to Nature.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Keyboard in Heaven

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Celesta

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"