Keyboard Virtuoso Gifts

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Computer Four Hands.

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

Col Pugno

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

A woman playing a keyboard

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Careful! He knows computers."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bill Bailey

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The band.

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'