Keyboard Juggler Gifts

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

Golfing Boss

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Brickie's Mate

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

The Communicator

Overworked

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Col Pugno

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

Woman holding two phones together.

Witch Online

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"Gotta go."