Keyboard Poet Pillows

Evolution.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

A woman playing a keyboard

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Jerry Lordan

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The band.

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

A 60's pop group

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Col Pugno

Computer whisperer.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Organ transport team

'Moon, June...'

Ode to Nature.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Keyboard in Heaven

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."