Satirical Keyboard Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and sarcasm of the online comment queen? Our satirical keyboard warrior collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak her language. Whether she's defending her opinions or just loves clever humor, these products make a fun and thoughtful gift that celebrates her creative, biting style.

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"I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work."

"I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work." mockup

"I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work."

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Pounding speeds up the computer.

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Lynching on social media

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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Evolution.

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"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..." mockup

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

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The Proust of Twitter

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"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key." mockup

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

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"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

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'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

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"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!" mockup

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

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A woman playing a keyboard

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"Careful! He knows computers."

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It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'. mockup

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

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Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

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'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.' mockup

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

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"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis." mockup

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

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"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos." mockup

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

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The Escape Key

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Computer Life

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'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.' mockup

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

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'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.' mockup

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

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'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

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'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?' mockup

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

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Wha about trying another antivirus? mockup

Wha about trying another antivirus?

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New technologies.

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"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet." mockup

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

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'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!' mockup

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

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"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’" mockup

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

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Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed." mockup

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

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Cyberwarfare

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Col Pugno

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"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew." mockup

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

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"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis." mockup

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

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Satirical Keyboard Warrior Gifts Collection

Satirical Keyboard Warrior Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the satirical keyboard warrior in your life—ideal for morning coffee or her favorite tea.

Satirical Keyboard Warrior Pillows

Add a dash of humor to her home with our satirical pillows—fun, witty, and perfect for the keyboard warrior.

Satirical Keyboard Warrior Prints

Celebrate her clever online persona with our satirical art prints. Perfect for decorating her space with humor and attitude.

Satirical Keyboard Warrior T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the online comment queen. Our designs feature sharp humor that she’ll love to wear.