Privacy Purist Mugs

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

She required plenty of personal space.

Hello from the shed.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Computer spying.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I think its being tapped.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

"We need to be careful."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre