Privacy Skeptic Pillows

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

"Not much , Mom, just hanging with some peeps."

The Anti-Agent

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

UK border controls relaxed.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Privacy

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

CCTV in church.