Spying Skeptic Pillows

Internet Blackout and the NSA

UK border controls relaxed.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Why do you hate the media?

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Obama's surveillance of America.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"Paparazzi!"

Your DNA is in the database.

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'