Spying Skeptic Prints

Internet Blackout and the NSA

UK border controls relaxed.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Why do you hate the media?

"God works in mysterious ways."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Obama's surveillance of America.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

No Unknown Unknowns

The following story is based on actual events.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

Secret Agent Men

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Your DNA is in the database.