Surveillance Skeptics Pillows

"There's no privacy anymore."

"If somebody's listening to this conversation, I need a job."

Beyond the Law

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Hello, Security?'

The Death of Your Privacy.

How to get rid of government watchers.

"Let's just say I was in the right place at the right time in front of the wrong surveillance camera."

UK border controls relaxed.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Privacy Conference Security

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Privacy

Legalish

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Big Brother.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Turnkey Totalitarianism

Obama's surveillance of America.

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'